Better Than I know Myself

otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

suspensed:

surrounded by people yet couldn’t be more alone

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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Darren Criss surprised the Timber Lake West campers at Color War 2014 with a video message. (July 2014) [ Youtube Link | Source ]