Better Than I know Myself

shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

ultrafacts:

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untrustyou:

Anna Ladd
Things I Told the Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom

untrustyou:

Anna Ladd

Things I Told the Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom

nelliescoffee:

wow-hate:

My Samoyed in the convertible lol

I’m so happy

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

keep making strange memes on the internet
pete wentz (monumentour 7/29/14)
Entitled
Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche

drunktrophywife:

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

I wonder what your mom would say if she knew you harassed underage girls :/

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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